
Why Christmas in the land Down Under? Why Not!? Santa doesn't mind a little sand in his suit does he? More notable is the fact that he does still wear the suit down there. Why Australian children don't think its odd that a jolly fat man needs a fur lined suit to keep warm in a country that is 60F/15C over Christmas??? ...That is a question I may never get a straight answer to. Sweaty Santa and his team of Wombats aside (kidding, they have reindeer too), Australia is an ideal place to spend the holidays.
Here are the top 5 reasons. 5.
Meat Pies. We're not talking minced meat here. We are talking single-serving deliciously encrusted combinations of beef and vegetables that are perfect for all occasions. Apparently I had been living under a foodless rock. One night at a "nice-establishment-that-serves-beverages" I found myself in a bet with the Skipper of my recent sailing trip. He said, "Wilson if you are right, I'll buy you a pie!" My first thought showed the Iowa roots..."fruit pie?" No, that couldn't be right...I had watched enough Sorpranos.... of course, a pizza pie! You can imagine my surprise when I claimed my prize (of course I won) and it was really more of what I knew as a "pot pie."
Call it what you want. I call it delicious.
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Fun and Games with Local Dialect. Some call French a lazy-tongued language. They have nothing on the Australians. These people are so creatively lazy, they don't even finish their words. Imagine this, I'm standing in line for an intra-country flight from Cairns to Brisbane when I turn around and see a huge burly man wearing a safari cap. Its clear he is a local. Before I have a chance to wonder if he has a knife, he cracks a smile and says "So are you headed to Brisy for Chrisy?" I'm dumbfounded that white Mr. T is talking like a five-year-old school girl however it just reminds me of another reason I love Oz. They wear "swimmers" in the ocean or "cozzies" (short for costume). "Sunnies" to protect your eyes. And make sure the "mozzies" don't bite you at night. If English is your second language, bring a translator. If its not play along! Speaking Ozzie is more fun than bingo.
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Adventure. Its always at your finger tips in Oz. Skiing, skydiving, bungee jumping, sailing, scubadiving, bushwalking, cliff jumping, para-gliding, white water rafting. The only advice is to make sure you do this stuff with a reputable company. Remember, kids on spring break have to make money too and all it takes to start a bungee jumping business is a sign, a big ladder a long rope. (hopefully for your sake, not too long)
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Beaches. Mexico has nothing on this place! Australia is the largest island in the world (if you want to argue that a continent is not an island, stop reading this blog and go find friends) To be clearer, if you add up the mainland coastline: 35877km + the islands = 23859km then the total coastline of OZ is over 59736km. Thats a lot of beach to be visiting.
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Laid Back Lifestyle. Try to rile an Ozzie. I dare you. Aside from raising the price of beer I'm not sure its possible. And if you do manage to rile a local up, a bit of further exploration will probably prove to show that European heritage is not to far in their past. The real natives really live the no worries life style. So if you are looking to kick back, stare at nature, and leave your troubles behind, well do it somewhere else because everyone there is at the bar having a drink. :)
In all fairness and honesty to the tourism industry, here are the top 5 reasons not to go Down Under for the holidays.
5. There is no snow
4. 9 of the 10 most deadly animals on earth
3. English expats (a joke)
2. Great white shark attacks that supposedly never happen but then happen while you are there.
1. Vegemite (don't be swayed, it tastes like moldy dirt paste)